A northeastern united states based slang term.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.
by Stephen Travers September 22, 2006
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by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004
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Get the Man United mug.a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007
Get the The Moist Man mug.A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.
See also: Tom DeLay
See also: Tom DeLay
In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.
by Super Gene George December 17, 2008
Get the Cocks Man mug.A figurative card signifying a man's state of manhood/brohood. Can be revoked by other bros if bro code is breached. Once revoked, the bro losing the card loses all his rights to bro code for the longevity of the revocation. Man card can be restored if the man does something to make up for the crime against his bros (i.e. buy a round of beers/shots, pay for burritos at chipotle)
Bro 1: We had to revoke Jim's man card because he violated article 7 of the bro code.
Bro 2: Dude, what a dick! How long is it revoked?
Bro 1: For a month, or until he buys us a round of beers or shots or some burritos at chipotle!
(Bro 1 & Bro 2 proceed with a high five)
Bro 2: Dude, what a dick! How long is it revoked?
Bro 1: For a month, or until he buys us a round of beers or shots or some burritos at chipotle!
(Bro 1 & Bro 2 proceed with a high five)
by imaman November 12, 2011
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