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Mold Face

Mold Face is the new STD. It combines all of the numerous types of nasty face diseases.
Including but not limited to;

Canker Sores, Unibrows, Hangin Boogers, Uglyness, Herpes, Bad Breath, Glasses that make you look less attractive, Acne, Blackne, and Facne (It's a thing), Sarah Jessica Parker, Jew Nose, Elephant Ears, Crusty Flaky Sticky Puky skin, and in some cases Blindness.

Though we wish WE were blind.

One can catch Mold Face by kissing, necking, sucking, blowing, licking, eating, or sexing someone else with Mold Face.
The Rancor had a serious case of Mold Face.

That girl.... what... AHHHHHH!!!!! Mold Face!!!!!!!!

If she ever has a baby, it's gonna pop out with Mold Face.

Mathew Broderick.
by The George Lucas September 20, 2011
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face busted

when your facebook status update or a tagged photo of you catches you out in a lie. normally associated with social events .
Bro: I invited Jimbo out to my gig last night but he said he couldn't go out cuz he was sick.

Dude: like hell. i just saw his photos on facebook from a party last night. He looks healthy as hell to me.

bro: Jimbo is so face busted. God help him when i see him next.
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 18, 2010
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Face to the bass

The term for when you are front row at a concert and you are very close to the speakers and/or subwoofers.
"I had my face to the bass at the Skrillex show last night!"
by Dh09 February 19, 2013
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face dime

as in a 'dime' in the face...sexy face
her body nice, face dime. give you that iphone4, facetime
by ThatHigh December 17, 2012
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Idiot Face

by DuTcH DoG August 3, 2016
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keta-faced

Adjective. To be incapitated due to overuse of the ketamine drug. Usually results in time distortion, general lack of awareness and having an all round good time. An individual who finds himself/herself keta-faced will find the desire to inform all around that he/she is keta-faced and doesn't know whats going on. They, however, will lack the ability/motivation to describe the experience throughly.
"I had just finished my second bag of special K and was absolutely keta-faced!"
"Fuck me, the room is spinning, i must be keta-faced!"
by The Horse Whisperer786 March 30, 2010
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chum face

the face one makes when super baked and super drunk, but feelin better than ever, eyes squinty as fuck, and a closed mouth smile that makes you just look like a chum. if ur chum facin, ur doin it right
dude, ur so chum faced right now
by theycallmeskim August 13, 2012
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