Mom

The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!

If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"

by 💁🏻 dancer September 18, 2016

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Single mom fighting

When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.

Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!

by D worx March 8, 2023

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Mom

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

by the brogue August 7, 2022

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your mom

a insult for something someone says to you such as i ate spattigetti last night and you say i ate your mom last night

i ate spagetti last night and you say i ate your mom last night

by ben dover6971 February 25, 2022

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Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

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