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butt liquor

The result of mixing clown juice with butt crack sweat and Captain's Organ rum....its a toxic swill. The most common occurrence is when one has been drinking substantial quantities of rum and then finds themself in the delusional circumstance of tossing salad, boxing the clown, and vomiting while telling everyone around them that they enjoyed it..a very powerful intoxicant...sort of r rich person's version of huffing sterno
Aiden consumed so much butt liquor that he went postel and began showing everyone his wrinkled scrotum.
by Homey D. Clowne January 10, 2006
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Butt Snorkeling

sticking your head so far up you ass that you need a aqualung to breath
by terry wyrick April 28, 2004
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butt darts

a game played were every animate or inanimate of possible questionable homosexual behavior or orientation is refered to as a butt dart.
Eric and Brett are complete butt darts because they constantly eat ass.
by kalteth June 4, 2007
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eskimo butt

the coolest asshole you'll ever meet
by j_dawg July 9, 2004
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Butt Pirate

A person who enters the anal canal during a sexual encounter without his partners consent. Gives new meaning to the term "Booty".
Sally "Billy took it a little too far last night, he said it slipped but I don't believe him."

Susie "You know Sally, I always knew Billy was a Butt Pirate."
by Silly Bill February 10, 2010
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butt towel

A towel used by someone in their ass crack. It can be somewhat clean and hygienic as in butt-towel, when used after a shower.

However, many males use a butt towel to clean the grit off their anus and ball sack, when they are too lazy to bathe more than once a week.
My girlfriend used a butt-towel right after her shower to dry off her cooch and butt crack. I would have used it on my face after that and not been offended at all by her sweet smell, but she immediately took it to the wash room and threw it in the washer.

Mark is such a mongoloid. He's almost 40 and still lives in his mom's basement. I don't think he bathes often, which is one reason why he shaved his head and obtained a butt towel to wipe the scum and sweat off his sphincter and nut sack. What a fucking groder.
by Assex 776 June 13, 2009
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butt goblin

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.
Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"
by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010
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