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Trump

NOUN; a person, place, or thing that retains an sense of incredible or elite status of douche bag; or doucheness.
Adj: (trumped,trumpy,trump) expressing deep attribution for ones ability to be a complete sleezy douched out scum bag, that lies to get what he wants.(used car salesman syndrome).
Verb: (trumping, trumpize, trumping) a low moral act of lying and trying to weasel your way out of something in a slimy disgusting way by manipulating and then turning on people that idolize you.
Noun; look! There’s a giant disgusting TRUMP over their trying to sell a broken iPhone to that innocent guy.

Adj; 911?! there’s a crazed TRUMPED-OUT naked man waving a gun around in my garage high on pcp!

Verb; you must think I’m some sort of trump when you tell me your not trumping around on me when I just caught you with this trump trumping on the bed all trumped out on meth and viagra! Now I’m trumpized u harlot!!!
by Coreykorea January 14, 2021
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Do a Trump

Someone is "doing a Trump" if they throw an extended and disproportionate hissy fit when they lose. Especially applicable if they're an adult and really should know better. Often accompanied by unfounded accusations of underhand activity supposedly carried out by their opponents, and/or false boasts about being the winner.

Usually the effect of "doing a Trump" is to make them look far worse than simply losing could ever do.
Donnie's just lost at poker and he's been doing a Trump for the last half hour. Hahaha, now he's calling everyone else cheaters and saying he's the real winner!

Yeah I'll play Mario Cart with you, as long as you don't do a Trump like last time, 'k?
by PleasureDrome December 27, 2020
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Trump Tower

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.
by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022
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Trump Cuntrist

A person who's whole life revolves around publicly hating Trump. But they secretly lust for his taint on their tongue.
So and so sure can't talk about anything other than hating Trump. Why they breath stink so bad? They must be a Trump Cuntrist!
by Hemplity November 6, 2022
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Trumped

When a person gets locked out. Especially if locked out of a social media or software application.
"Hey dude, Facebook won't let me log into my account."
Wow. You just got trumped man!"
by mcmuffins05 January 12, 2021
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Trump

To fail at something when you were in a position of extreme advantage; also to obviously fail and then lie and say you didn't fail.
The golf ball was only a foot from the hole, but he trumped it. I think his final scorecard was low by at least 18 strokes. What a trumper.
by Diabolical Dave February 13, 2021
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