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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
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Poop jaccuzi

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.
by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025
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poop

Hobo 1: poop backwards is poop hahaha

Hobo 2: your not funny
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2023
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Poop

by rihfolxkanrew March 21, 2022
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Poop

Poop
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by Bruhbruhbrub March 7, 2019
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Poop-a-loop

When you sit on your partners lap while they are pooping and poop through their legs.
We are so in love with eachother we poop-a-loop together
by PswizzleOG May 20, 2021
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