jelly filled long john

for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).

(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.

by Breakfast Family <Court &Joey> April 4, 2009

Baptist John

A religious wiseman/bum who lives in Sunland-Tujunga. John is a fountain of information who is willing to share his knowledge and give advice to open minds all over the world. John can be found in or around Sunland Park enjoying the atmosphere, or even sneaking in a little snooze. Not only wise about religion, John is a great advisor in all aspects of life. Baptist John will be remembered as one of the most influential, and at times eccentric, thinkers of the 21st century.

"Let the clouds break! And the wrath of GOD rain down on the unfaithful!" Baptist John

by Mr. Nolley Johnson June 13, 2008

pulling a john

when something more important is eminent, you instead ignore all responsibility. also, leaving your trash all over the place and acting like a total slob.

John had a test, but instead of studying he was pulling a john and playing pokemon and leaving his take-out food all over the couch.

by screamingreen18 March 14, 2008

Mississippi John

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.

Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003

Elephant John

Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".

"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."

by Efant John January 8, 2009

Papa John's Parking Lot

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL

Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

by The Indo Crew November 25, 2011

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021