Clingy joe

A guy that's overly clingy to a point he wants to sit on your lap.

He was so sweet but I had to ditch because he was a clingy Joe

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 05, 2020

Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 08, 2023

Joe Caine

sppedrunner

Joe Caine really speedruns

by U th ly December 08, 2023

Joe Caine

Speedrunner

Joe Caine Speed runs shorts

by U th ly December 08, 2023

Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever

P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose

by DogLover_cool July 10, 2023

Joe-tato

A geriatric male who's lost all ability to speak coherently.

That dude just changed the subject in the middle of a sentence. He's a real Joe-tato

by Problematic AF December 14, 2023

Joe fontano

An avid steroid user, gym rat.
Spends much of their 20’s in high school, despite missing many classes.

Hey what is joe fontano doing here, shouldn’t he of graduated last year?

by June 17, 2022