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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.
"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"
by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024
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green fn

“yo look at this girl i just bagged

“green fn”
by igatekeepu April 5, 2024
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Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.
I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.
by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009
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Green FN

It means green FUck NiGGer and is used on TikTok platforms
Green FN”
by anonymous March 1, 2024
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Green

Adjective. When a person repeatedly does something flaw or just flat out odd.
“Hey, did you hear Brad set his tinder location at a bunch of college towns to scope out the girls? That’s highkey Green as fuck.”

“Wait, Brad used to date your little sister? He’s actually so Green.”
by DaSaintsMan June 26, 2022
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Green Bean

A new Starbucks employee who has absolutely no idea what is going on.
- "Can you make me a coffee frappuccino, please?
- "What's a 'coffee'?"
- "You sure are a green bean aren't ya"
by GreenoBeanoQuarantino September 13, 2017
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