shit wank

A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.

holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!

by mama lover April 13, 2005

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shit load

More than six and less than 29, of any object.

I see a shit load of deer by the woods!

You've got a shit load of marbles in your hand.

by Happyhigh September 25, 2008

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Little shit

a small blonde biddie from the Hamptons who never shuts up.

Rachel is bugging me to smoke again, what a little shit!

by LT Shanteezy May 27, 2011

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shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.

by Vincerelli March 11, 2008

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shit bang

an almightily painful shit that steams out of your arse and splatters the toilet bowl, erousing the suspicion of anal explosion, also known as the curry fucker or the indian revolution.

oh God no, it's coming, it wont stop, FUCKIN' BASTARD! MY RECTUM IS ON FIRE!

Tom are you ok dear?

by Tom Hubbard April 30, 2005

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