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Job on

Irish slang

Loosely translates to let's do this.
by Jobbo 69420 October 29, 2022
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bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019
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B job

I just gave a b job, it sucked!
by Ken and vic June 6, 2018
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Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.
Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..
by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011
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hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.
Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!
by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023
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Odd Jobs

People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.
Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs

Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
by WeDalt dlril January 23, 2023
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Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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