If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.
Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"
by Marztav January 10, 2009
January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.
Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy
Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed
Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?
Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed
Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?
by phobi_girlll January 13, 2020
I'll see what I can do means, I will try my best to make it happen for u but don't hold your breath - Shoniz Kreations
by AZShoni January 14, 2022
A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.
by Nonocircle225883 April 17, 2021
what r u doin step brendini in my ASSHOLE ?!?!?!?
by that.Kid.Who.Likes.Girls July 13, 2020
One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
fable white lie
by TheBigCanucklehead March 20, 2015
Man: oi blud wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin
Woman: nah mate ima shank ya up first blud if ya dont gimme dem creps
Man: YO ITS A PRANK BRO *gets what he deserves (dies)*
Woman: nah mate ima shank ya up first blud if ya dont gimme dem creps
Man: YO ITS A PRANK BRO *gets what he deserves (dies)*
by LegitDurv July 05, 2018