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maxximus

(n) human excrement with a scent so repugnant that it permeates every cubic inch of space within a bathroom with such overwhelming intensity, akin to stumbling upon an open sewer and having its stench engulf your senses in one fell swoop; a noxious miasma so potent that even the bravest of souls might find themselves writhing on their knees before nature's most loathsome byproduct.

Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Rachel: knocking on the door "Hurry up, Yaakov, I really need to use the bathroom!"
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
by TheCollegeGraduate May 5, 2025
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maxximus

a gigantic, smelly poop that's twice as bad that it needed 2 x's. a maximus is typically just a large smelly poop. but a maxximus is more damaging, causing paint to peel and nose hairs of anyone standing nearby to singe.
Friend 1: I just got suspended for causing property damage in school.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.
by TheCollegeGraduate May 6, 2025
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maximoff.tv

THE wanda stan. every wanda stan on instagram knows who he is. hes the most famous and iconic. sadly he lives in iran, which means its hard for him to post consistently
maximoff.tv is cool
by famous wanda editor May 19, 2025
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Maxx "C" Challenge

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you decide to continue your plays and special summon monsters, despite the fact that your opponent used Maxx "C" allowing them to draw a card for each special summon. The challenge comes from whether to continue summoning your monsters or not to make sure your opponent does not draw more cards.
Person 1: I discard Maxx "C" and activate it's effect. Response?

Person 2: None. (Guess it's time for me to take the Maxx "C" Challenge)
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 7, 2025
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Maxwell

charismatic trickster who lures you in with charm but leaves chaos and heartbreak in their wake, like a real-life Joker
Maxwell is not a hero, he leaves hearts in ruins
by bubblyharleyquin June 19, 2025
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Maxim

“Did your gf get maxim as well?”
Yeah g she got stretched out
Maxim be Stretching out the whole town
by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025
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maximous16

Professional gooner that makes not safe for work content of minors
Maximous16 is the worst gooner i have ever seen in my life
by that_oneperson____ August 3, 2025
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