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love terd

When one drops by any such internet society (facebook, twitter, myspace etc.) and drop sweet nothings to several people in a matter of seconds just to show you care.
yeah... I thought I was important, but turns out that nice thing she said was just another sad love terd.

"I love you so" - "You are awesome" - "Thanks for coming out!" - "See you soon!" - "Kisses!" - "Nice chatting with you!" - "Can't wait for next weekend!" - "Let's get together real soon!
by angryslotharmy August 1, 2010
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True Love

When you cannot get enough of your mates love.

Love that is everlasting. True Love is the love you truly feel for another person or animal.
Animals CAN feel 'true love' (especially Dogs and Cats) towards their owners.
I'm in True Love with my wife of 27 years!

Heck, you'd have to be, after 27 years together and still going strong!
by Jerrylandry2 October 31, 2018
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chains of love

Seen Mike lately? Nope, Sissy got him wrapped up with her chains of love.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
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truck love

The sense of arousal generated by a person towards a truck or diesel engine because of the adrenaline rush they cause.

A person preferring a nice truck over miss universe.
A person having a feeling of intense anger over someone hating on his truck love.
A person loving the sound of diesel engines to the point where they might explode in their pants.
A person getting unnaturally excited over motors and their fluids.
"Dude, that Mike kid is in some serious truck love, he needs to find a girl."
"We caught Carl f*cking his tailpipe of his F350 in the parking lot. Carrrrrllll you're in truck love."
by ThaGodfatha April 15, 2014
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love sneeze

The violent unexpected expunging of a man's loins
Mark see's Steve's glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embarassing love sneeze
by BeaverBee November 10, 2007
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love pebble

Small pebble sized pieces of excrement felt in the anal passage during anal play or sex.
"Wow, when I stuck my fingers up your arse hole I could feel several love pebbles"
by Mr Love Pebbles March 28, 2015
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Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015
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