john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.

Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).

by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

John

A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.

OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.

by xXJxhnXx January 29, 2021

john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

Opper Johns

A cop

Run the opper johns are coming.

by Opperjohn May 31, 2023

John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises

Look,John fightmaster is there,again

by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017