Douchebag style

Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.

Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.

Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.

Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.

by Not_another_fickle_fulhamer July 13, 2022

Douchebag

Dr. Disrespect

Dr. Disrespect is a douchebag

by Douchette September 1, 2022

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".

I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.

by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Douchebag Wikipedia

The Bob and Tom Show's, specifically Josh Arnold's, definition of the Urban Dictionary

Isn't the Urban Dictionary the definition of the Douchebag Wikipedia?

by Phil Mondor September 14, 2022