little brown gnome

The tip of a turd poking out your asshole when you have to go really bad. See turtle head

"Where is the bathroom? I got a little brown gnome peeking out."

by Joanna Bailey February 27, 2004

Merry Go Brown

To gather a group of people (preferably friends) with horse masks, then duct tape all of them to a ceiling fan.(They must have their ass facing the ground) Whilst on the fan, they must proceed to defecate onto a female (or male) body.

Tim: Hey David, have you herd?
David: What? About Chris's Merry Go Brown party?
Tim: Yeah, I herd tonight it's Erica turn.
David: Finally! I got to go pick up my mask from the cleaners.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

Brown Q-Tip

After anal sex pull out your dick and stick it in your partners ear.

Laverne got an ear infection after getting a Brown Q-Tip from Papa Tang

by philiam8====D January 14, 2011

brown tit stick

After giving anal and the girl shits on your dick and you start to fuck her titties

I saw a video of a guy who gave a girl a brown tit stick.

by EKBOSS12 June 13, 2016

Browns Chicken Massacre

The big shit you take after eating a load of fried chicken (especially its from Brown's Chicken).

"I had a bucket full of Brown's Chicken and pasta last night and this morning did a Browns Chicken Massacre on my toilet."

by Are2Dee2 December 4, 2010

face down brown

When a girl is lying face down naked, and she shits before you put it in her butt.

Damn, when I face down brown this girl the other night, it was watery and she stained my sheets.

by Tritru June 19, 2016

a kevin brown nose

When you sit on someone's face, with their nose in your butt crack

Pat was the first to pass out at the party. So Tom pulled down his pants and gave him "A Kevin brown nose"

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022