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The Muffin Man

by Gates May 4, 2004
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button man

n., a low-ranking member of an organized crime syndicate
The Don's territory is patrolled by hundreds of armed button men.
by TaintedMustard December 2, 2004
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peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.
Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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Man City

The best football team in the world. They are the true champions of football
by bossgamer July 1, 2018
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The Naked Man

A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.

Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
by WatcherMark November 26, 2018
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The Repo Man

A sexual position consisting of the standard "doggy-style" position where the man from behind inserts penis into the vaginal canal. By surprise the man then tazes the female in the back thus clenching the vaginal barrel around the shaft of the penis.

Note: The there will most likely be a transfer of the electrical current into your body via the penile insertion.
So...I took this girl out for a nice fish dinner last night and then went back to her place and gave her "The Repo Man" until the batteries were depleted. Now I have a headache. "DamnIt Steven!"
by Donnatucci & Jade Supremacy March 28, 2010
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Man Date

Something two straight guys do together that they'd normally do with their wife or girlfriend, e.g., dinner, movie or shopping. Man Dates should NOT be confused with male bonding activities such as watching or playing sports, home improvement projects, car or other mechanical repair, hunting or fishing. A typical Man Date participant inevitably says to himself "This used to be cool when I was in college but now it's totally faggy."

Defuse Man Date tension by including relatives (in-laws are ideal) or 3+ participants.
My wife doesn't want to see True Grit so I invited her best friend's husband, which seemed too much like a Man Date so I also invited my brother-in-law.
by aleakyvessel February 25, 2011
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