eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

puffer rock

Euphemism for farting. Stepping on a puffer rock results in a crop dust.

Dad just stepped on a puffer rock!

by eEyore_21 March 26, 2011

Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.

"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."

by The Burgundian rock fucker January 06, 2023

Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.

Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot

by Icet3003 October 24, 2016

Rocking donkey

The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey

ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy

by The king of ferry May 01, 2020

Rock Eater

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa

by Subterra July 09, 2021

Spice Rack Space Rock

A micro-genre of psychedelic rock music that is influenced by many different eastern cultures.

Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock

by nuerdino February 18, 2013