butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.

Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that

butt penis nut hole by some homeless man August 24, 2017

Blowing your own Penis 

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

Blowing your own Penis by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

chapped penis 

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

chapped penis by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

Shiny new penis 

A term refering to your new boyfriend and/or fuckbuddy. Does not refer to the female having male genitals.

Alison, I see you have a shiny new penis!

Shiny new penis by Alison Bond November 1, 2005

Flayed penis 

The result of a blowjob with braces

Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money

Flayed penis by yourgranny June 2, 2014

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

On a scale of one to my penis? by YaImCool November 11, 2010

jay penis 

amazin ... godly... wow

look at that jay penis :]

jay penis by rrrrrrrrr January 16, 2008