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beaumont high school 

Everyone outside of Beaumont thinks it's all white people when it's really a lot of mexicans and blacks ;mostly a variety of races.

In a small town no one knows so don't even know where Beaumont high school is at.

Where banning is your rival and they paint the cougar green every year, where hoco has lights, the pep rallies were better with the lights off, most subs are dicks besides Mr.V ,being involved in sports or at least one is common ,spaghetti straps arent allowed because "boys can't control themselves and it's distracting", bright yellow shirts are better for our education, teachers park close and students park in Africa then are late to class because of parking so far, "4 tardies Saturday school",(some) coaches suck, dogs walk on campus,and huge parties don't really exist.
Outside of Beaumont Guy: " oh yeah I don't really know where beaumonts at but I heard its just a bunch of white people"
Beaumont high school guy: you sound dumb thinking it's just white guys

Cherokee high school 

A school filled with inbred bitch babies. They've won against Voluntter for 11 years, but still manage to be the worst. Cherokee chiefs are often rednecks who cant spell and stuck up snobs from the city school.
"Dudes that go to Cherokee High School are inbred bitch babies"
Cherokee high school by Blackwellinc September 14, 2018

Cheshire High School

A school full of people who think they're the shit; CHS has girls with big titties and some flat chesters too. But no matter how good you look, as a girl, you must wear clothes that make men's lightsabers enable. They all think they live in a schetchy area because a kid got arrested for selling drugs once. They like to show off their wealth by wearing expensive clothes and having more expensive cars than your mom or dad.
CHS kid: I got a gucci belt bro!
Wallingford kid: I got food today!
Wallingford parent: Those Cheshire High School fags

Allen High School 

the worst. that’s it.
yeah, i go to a horrible school lol”

ahh...Allen High School”

canyon high school 

school with hella fake people. you may get herpes.
oh you go to canyon high school? damn then i don’t wanna be friends with you

Keansburg High School 

Keansburg High School in Keansburg NJ.....

If your mommy and daddy aren't on the board of Ed, work for the town, or aren’t cops you're fucked. Don't expect Varsity, no matter how good you are, or good grades from teachers. All their kids walk around like they own the place and are best friends with the principle. The principal is the board presidents god daughter and believes all students are criminals, potheads and sluts and whores
wow Your valedictorian at Keansburg high school is your mom on the board ?

Beech High School 

Beech High School is a school located in Hendersonville TN. The average female body count at thus school was 15.5 in the August 2021 AP Poll, sitting roughly 22% lower than the atrocious, gargantuan average of more than 19 at Station Camp, and over 60% lower than Gallatin's average of 42. The football team is the only competent sport this school offers. Drug addiction and suicide are the leading causes of death at this school. The building smells like the fecal matter of a rabid canine.
Kid A: Whats that fucking smell?
Kid B: Thats Beech High School, smells great, dont it?