poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.

Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

poop

the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p

poop people saying your a piece of shit

by diock October 16, 2021

Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.

“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!

by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021