cow eyes
cow eyes by m.and.m.SS December 31, 2008
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man eyes
What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.
Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"
Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"
Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"
man eyes by Markoshark June 11, 2008
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Gen Queens Robocop Eyebrows
A full proof way of testing a mate’s story is true, with consequences. Means –
Gen: It’s genially true
Queens: Swears upon the queens life the story is true
Robocop: The first of the consequences, if the story is false give them the Robocop haircut
Eyebrows: If story turns out to be a lie off with the eyebrows
Gen: It’s genially true
Queens: Swears upon the queens life the story is true
Robocop: The first of the consequences, if the story is false give them the Robocop haircut
Eyebrows: If story turns out to be a lie off with the eyebrows
Bloke 1: “mate the other night I picked up this fine chick and went all night long!!”
Bloke 2: “gen queens robocop eyebrows?”
Bloke 1 has choice to make If says: “gen queens robocop eyebrows” and is found out lying, its time for a hair cut from bloke 2.
Or Bloke 1: “nah, she was a medium-fat and I lasted 10 secs…..”
Bloke 2: “gen queens robocop eyebrows?”
Bloke 1 has choice to make If says: “gen queens robocop eyebrows” and is found out lying, its time for a hair cut from bloke 2.
Or Bloke 1: “nah, she was a medium-fat and I lasted 10 secs…..”
Gen Queens Robocop Eyebrows by josh whitfield August 4, 2007
Snake Eyes
When you pull out a pack of gum or candy, and you only let the first two people who ask get any of it. Kinda like calling shotgun.
Hey Zach give me a piece of gum. No way dude you didn't call snake eyes on it.
Louie and Anthony called snake eyes first so they are the only ones who are getting anything.
Louie and Anthony called snake eyes first so they are the only ones who are getting anything.
Snake Eyes by Jamammal July 15, 2010
hazel eyes
hazel eyes by 1-2 crush on you January 9, 2008
captain insano eyes
The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.
In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.
Real Life Situation
DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."
Real Life Situation
DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."
captain insano eyes by K Balls & Grandy April 2, 2009
one eyed penguin
when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye
Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"
one eyed penguin by Quag Jai April 30, 2006