Hand Me Down

The act of a female jacking you off while she takes a shit

My ex have me hand me down right before we showered.

by HarleyMegan May 12, 2025

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

War Hands

An older male who punches things in anger and doesn't feel it.

Man, Clint Eastwood has war hands in Gran Torino.

by Snerrak December 13, 2010

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

Ass Hands

Elliot.

Did you see Elliot not wash his hands after taking a shit?!
Yeah bro!! Total ass hands!!

by RareIsGarbage May 1, 2017

hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.

This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute

by J-keiffa April 28, 2020

Hand Grenade

Nice big firm juicy breast. Primarily refer to females.

Looks at those hand grenade, it is so mouthwatering that you could motorboat it all day and all night

by Menontits November 23, 2021