1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

Second Hand Smoke

It's when a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, gives you a blow job, and right when you cum she blows as hard as she can forcing cum and smoke out of your mouth, and chance to get cancer of the dick.

Erik got second hand smoke from a toofy blow job. He didn't know anything about it until cum and smoke came out his nose.

by Tractorbandit1 November 17, 2023

Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

Hands

A way of someone saying they are skilled in fighting, usually boxing. They can say it in multiple ways, but all means the same. They will beat you in a fight.

"Yo, fight me right now."

"You sure? I got hands!"

"Nevermind."

by nhsss December 27, 2023

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023