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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
mugGet the left handed commentmug.

Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
mugGet the Hawaiian Hand-Shakemug.

Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs
by Bones712 December 10, 2022
mugGet the Hand shake sausagemug.

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
by mousel October 10, 2019
mugGet the left-handed drivewaymug.

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
mugGet the Second Hand Funnymug.

jersey hand

It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.
by themattblackshow October 31, 2017
mugGet the jersey handmug.

Dumbbell hands

A term used to describe someone with fat and heavy hands. Same may call them dumbbell hands
Have you seen carters dumbbell hands
by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022
mugGet the Dumbbell handsmug.

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