Skip to main content

TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot
I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.
mugGet the TRUCK GOD mug.

Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..
Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"
mugGet the Like, oh my god mug.

God of the Drunk

God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died
by DarkMatter April 12, 2004
mugGet the God of the Drunk mug.

talking into god’s telephone

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
by grdn79 August 22, 2023
mugGet the talking into god’s telephone mug.

GoD

GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.

GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.
I wholeheartedly submit to GoD, my one true owner.
by Damien Steele November 5, 2024
mugGet the GoD mug.

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
mugGet the God's Poop Hole mug.

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks
After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub
by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025
mugGet the God’s rub mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email