needle-dick

a penis that somewhat resembles a needle in both size and girth

Lloyd Cremer has a needle-dick.

by Matt Keogh May 20, 2003

big dicks

a big dick is a dick that is 8-12 inches long

I have fucked lots of guys with big dicks.

by horny slut July 11, 2006

poop dick

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

Gym Dick

The girth gained while at the gym while you use an elypical machine behind arousing woman on treadmill.

Ooohh it felt so good between my legs whilst I stared at that little nugget in front of me. She gave me some serious Gym Dick.

by Genomac August 21, 2009

Dick Squat

(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.

"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."

by greenpointSS March 22, 2010

Dick Time

Dick Time is a game played between two male participants. The game begins when one participant yells, "Dick time." Then each participant attempts to become the first one to give the other player a "tapper," or in layman's terms the first one to flick the other player in the testicles. After one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. There's no prize in Dick Time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. The game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy participants who are aware of the rules of Dick Time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.

Carl yelled, "Dick time," and flicked my nuts before I could do anything. Carl is a great Dick Time player.

by Johnmf August 18, 2006

dick lips

When a person has lips that looked as if they have given head on numerous occasions. for some odd reason this turns a BOY on because it makes them think she gives good head.

See Jane run, See Jane suck... Look at Jane's dick lips.

by Rayne DM March 11, 2004