I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

Rock out with your cock out

To do something awesome and let everyone know how badass you are

All right fuckknuckle, time to rock out with your cock out.

by grunt63a April 15, 2024

Rock Pikmin

A plant animal creature from the Nintendo Game Pikmin 3. If you try to kill one of these they will hunt you down till your very last breath and slowly and painfully murder you and your entire family... But their cute!

Girl #1: "Don't you just love Rock Pikmin!" Girl #2 "Yeah their so cute!"

by SuperStar846 December 26, 2019

Rock

Kind af. Unusual hobbies. Will keep you going through hard times. Always crazy nice and a loyal badass mate always looking smart

Yo he looks sick.
Yeah man that’s Rock

by Usayimweird April 25, 2023

P-Rock IVL

Older Insane Vice Lord set based along Plymouth Rd. in Detroit (48227), known for I-V-12 graffiti. Allies with Vice Lords and local Bloods; rivals with GDs and Crips.

“Even with fewer active members, P-Rock IVL tags still pop up along Plymouth as a nod to the OG Vice Lords in the area.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Hadley Rock City

"Hadley Rock City" is a nickname given to Hadley, Massachusetts in the late 2010s. The name is a play on the song "Detroit Rock City" by Kiss. It was initially meant to be sarcastic, considering Hadley is neither a city nor widely recognized for it's rock scene. However, some feel that the name is appropriate due to Hadley's dominance of the underground indie scene in Western Massachusetts.

"Yo lets get a 30 rack of Narragansett and go see Pearl Sugar and Taxidermists at the Asbestos Farm tomorrow! You're gonna lose your mind in Hadley Rock City!!!!"

by db413 February 22, 2025

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022