Cats

Cats are gay

Cats: We are gay
Human: *shocked cat emoji*

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.

Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019

Channel-catted

The act of taking a male's genitals in whole (Scrotum and penis) into the mouth all at once.

Jenny channel-catted me last night and it felt great!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019

Umpi cat

Penis shaped cat for anal sex

Hey do you want my umpi cat to umpiiii

by Mr.cash money March 8, 2019

Cat

A feline friend until the very end,willing to stay with you when you’re down,and have the UNNATURAL ability to make EVERYTHING fall from a counter..... Strange!
A small domesticated mammal with soft fur,short snout,and retractable claws. It is widely kept was a pet for catching mice/rats/gerbils/hamsters/geunia pigs/chinchillas.

The cat would always come at about 12:00 in the afternooon for me to feed it. I always felt bad because I couldn’t take it home with me.

by Willow the Hybrid March 11, 2019

Cat

A Cat Or More Commonly Known As The One True Gods Race.......

the cats took over the earth in a instantly killing shaggy is a single blow because he is not a god and a mere TV show person the has a power level that is below the average human power level.

by SomeRealisticGuy March 11, 2019