turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

Like My Penis

"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing

by CATday August 3, 2011

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

bare penis kick

(n.)A powerful kick that is delivered to a penis that is unclothed by anything and is out in the open.

When Vigorito took out his penis, I bare penis kicked him so he would put it away.

by Bosco Rocket April 23, 2008

big black penis

The penis of a black person usually 10 inches long.

Girl: hey did you see jamal's dick ?!
Girl2: yea dayumm dat guy has a big black penis.

by yomanniggerdick May 24, 2010

Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air

"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"

by reediculuss October 3, 2006

shake penis

To hang out and flirt with a group of girls. See if any of them like what you've got to offer.

"All the booze is gone.. you wanna go try and find another party? or we could just stay here and shake penis."

by gusthegoat2302 October 29, 2009