bare penis kick

(n.)A powerful kick that is delivered to a penis that is unclothed by anything and is out in the open.

When Vigorito took out his penis, I bare penis kicked him so he would put it away.

by Bosco Rocket April 23, 2008

big black penis

The penis of a black person usually 10 inches long.

Girl: hey did you see jamal's dick ?!
Girl2: yea dayumm dat guy has a big black penis.

by yomanniggerdick May 24, 2010

Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air

"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"

by reediculuss October 3, 2006

Mouth penis

a. The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech.

b. tongue

Please shit on my mouth penis

by Kronica April 1, 2010

shake penis

To hang out and flirt with a group of girls. See if any of them like what you've got to offer.

"All the booze is gone.. you wanna go try and find another party? or we could just stay here and shake penis."

by gusthegoat2302 October 29, 2009

penis jive

One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.

George is all about the penis jive.

by Caley Hughes March 8, 2005

penis wrinkle

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.

josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!

by kyle March 22, 2005