dent job

a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off

tim and john gave me a dent job

by gub20026363 January 10, 2025

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Sheetrock Job

Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock

I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night

by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025

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Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

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Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

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Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

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