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Cock positive

A female who’s attitude is only positive/jovial around the opposite sex. See Cock fiend.
Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive
by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012
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cock block

A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.
Travis zellers is a cock block
by blondbarbie22195 January 9, 2013
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drill cock

A small cock to break in a girl (or a guy's ass) for anal sex.
Girl 1:I want experiment with anal, where are the huge guys at?
Girl 2:Girl you need a drill cock before you bust something.
by smalldude October 6, 2012
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Liquor Cock

This is alludes to the fact that sometimes when you drink a lot at night, and then go to sleep you find yourself wide awake several hours later unable to fall back asleep. Sometimes referred to as the Liquor Rooster... however, this name is not as much fun to say.
I drank so much last night, but at 4 am the Liquor Cock woke me up, and I it took me three hours to fall back asleep.
by RCPB July 29, 2013
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Cock-A-Pult

The act of flinging shit off the penis. The user squats, legs together, with berries out front and erect penis between the legs. The user then defecates on the erect penis, opens his legs and flings the anal butter across the room.
In 2007, Jim set the Cock-A-Pult world record by launching a 14oz corn loaf 20 meters.
by Jamco6000 September 2, 2013
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cock sakes

Something you say when shit isn't happening the way you want it to.
You drop an open jar of jam all over the carpet.
You: "Cock sakes!!"
by overscore October 6, 2013
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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice may only be attained through very honorable doings, such as scoring multiple women at one night. A cock of justice may be used to slap an unjust man in the face when he either fails to score a woman under his league or when he does something stupid.
Joe: Man, I just got rejected by that blonde over there.
Me: You deserve a slap from my cock of justice (coj)
by Josephine Leeway February 14, 2012
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