Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

by Chetanator October 11, 2014

Newspaper Bag Swag

When you bring your lunch to school using a newspaper bag to contain it

"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"

by ClaireBear600 November 7, 2011

Bag of tumours with eyes

A term to describe a useless human being.

This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.

by de-po-sat July 9, 2010

Thirst bag Mcgee

1. A man who constantly every word everything out of his mouth is about getting a woman to have sex everything revolves around a constant stream of women he thirss for the touch the feel of a woman.

2. One has multiple accounts on different dating sites.

Thirst bag Mcgee has four woman on lock tonight from those dating sites

by Almightynessgemini October 12, 2016

Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment

1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"

by Ess Boyer December 6, 2011

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

by 4tuna August 23, 2014

Cry bag pussy

One who loses on an online game, and begins to troll.

Player: Dude you cheated!
You: Awe shut up you cry bag pussy.

Player: Starts reporting you randomly :)

by Abrah-ka-dab-bruh July 17, 2018