Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.

“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”

by But Sects November 22, 2023

Carry rocks

To have what you need to kill the game. Always winnin

1. Man that boy carry rocks he never lose a game

2. Bump if I carried rocks like that I'd never leave the club without a hoe

by 301Travon June 2, 2018

Rock run

The physical action of running to take a cold shower in the morning due to a wet dream.

1. Why were you up at 4 am?

I had a rock run dude…

2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.

by Murphy2322 October 10, 2023

2 Rocking

Defecating inside someone to assert dominance.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

by All Bets Hedged June 29, 2021

Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.

Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.

by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

Abercrombie rock

American popular music from the late '90s that was featured in Abercrombie & Fitch clothing ads or sounds like it. When you hear it, you instantly picture preppie kids in pre-worn khaki shorts and revealing shirts playing volleyball on a beach or driving in open-top Jeeps on perfect sunny summer days without a care in the world.

"The Gin Blossoms are my favorite Abercrombie Rock band."

by jayastan March 23, 2021