pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb

You just went fully retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.

“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)

by jir39 November 9, 2020

John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021