talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

Super master god

A person who thinks they are the best at everything but is not indeed

That poser is one true super master god

by Infinitesnatch May 31, 2019

Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...

Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions

by Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight June 1, 2022

TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot

I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..

Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"

by Im all secret like oh my god!! May 15, 2019