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snake rock

when the bottom of your penis sticks to your ballsack usually due to sweat
I'm so tired of separating my snake rock i think i might just tuck it in my elastic waistband
by del inferno June 9, 2011
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Rocked

The extremely beautiful high after a few bong rips.
Dude Bill, Milo is so rocked right now.
by Pebbled January 2, 2017
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rock alternative

Basically its what people who listen to indie name punk, emo, current rock, punk pop,or screamo without knowing the names or actual music of those genres.
False description of Rock alternative: Panic! At The Disco
Actuality: Punk
by Mermaidhipster December 13, 2013
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Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021
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Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off
"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."
by aiden2000 October 15, 2025
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Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.
Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.
by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013
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housed on the rock of freedom

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.
Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom
by dricks November 28, 2007
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