spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

Cock talker

someone who conversates in a way where they think they're right and you can't persuade them as if they're holding a gun to your head (cock as cocked gun and a penis cause they're incorrect and they wont accept that they are)

"brad is such a COCK TALKER"
"she COCK TALKES alot"

by Tired shinigami June 10, 2020

jeager cock

The cock passed down from generations buy the Jeager family.

“Wow grisha has the signature Jeager cock!”

by Undercooked September 27, 2020

Shaq-cock

A gargantuan penis; a schlong so long that a dick pic requires multiple shots.

Guy: Yo man I think Steve is fucking your girl

Man: What the fuck for real my guy?!
Guy: Yeah apparently he's got that shaq-cock
Man: *kills himself*

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Cock Buster

A person who busts other people cocks normally a overweight woman on a cock

"Bro that girl is a cock buster she busted Jarred's cock"

by some kid making fake words October 1, 2020

Cock Slapped

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

by MRTY-2002 October 5, 2020

Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.

Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.

by REALST8R October 14, 2020