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break time 

Southern Australian slang for group masturbation. Generally performed by teenage boys between 13-16 years of age, this is a bonding session that helps the boys become more comfortable with their bodies and their sexuality. "Break times" are usually held in one of the boy's bedrooms, unknown to their parents. As the boys get older they grow less dependant on their group masturbation buddies and start experimenting with sex and porn.
"Hey Fabio, want to join us for some break time tonight?"
"I'm only eight!"
"Thats okay, we're experimenting with paedophila today."
"Oh. Neat."
break time by Harold Hustaffsvenson September 2, 2008

Greatest Video Games Of All Time 

Strictly opinion, like anything else with "greatest____ of all time"
The Greatest Video Games Of All Time come down to one's opinion.

That time of the month 

a word men use instead of period because they have a gf or they're very mature
hosea harris:wow abie looks really pissed,it must b that time of the month
dshaun groff: wats that?
josh johnson:abie's ugly
abie vahlkamp:hosea how do u no oh, u would wouldnt u..... dshaun ur an idiot josh shut the hell up! at least the rest of these guys know wat a pad is!

one time 

The police. Contrary to a popularly accepted best guess, this North American black / hip-hop slang term did not derive from the idea that one should only look once and not double-take at the police (arousing suspicion). Instead, it derives from the first few words of personal anecdotes involving the police, often shared while socializing at BBQs etc: "One Time, I was just comin out the Korean store, and the five-oh seen me..." It became a fun slang device to simply refer to police encounters as "one times," as in "that was close! we almost had a one time." which simply evolved into calling the police "one time." This was very early 90s and only really persists among fans of rap produced in that era.
nigga yo ass bess get yo shit up out here nigga! one time straight flossin this hood f' yo ass. and that's only real, on my life nigga.
one time by THYLTH August 9, 2017

Big Time Rush 

Terrible TV show that is based off the band but is in no way the actual truth on what the band does. Thus making it more shitty than it already is. The band itself makes terrible music that sounds good the first time you listen to it, but after listening to it the second time, becomes annoying and irritating, making you want to destroy your ears or commmit suicide. Basically loved by today's generation of girls that get their panties soaking wet after listening to these types of shitty boy bands. See Shit.
Girl: Omg Big Time Rush is so fucking amazing!!
*SLAPS*
Boy: BITCH, THAT SHOW AND BAND IS EXACTLY WHY OUR GENERATION SUCKS.

last time I checked 

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)
last time I checked by JusLar April 27, 2011