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prune eyes

When you have gone to sleep late and wake up 4-6 hours later and you can barely open your eyes because your so tired
Mate you got some serious prune eyes

Yeah I stayed up late last night
by Daddy tree January 29, 2018
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Derpy eye

When you're doing your make up and one eye turns out better than the other. The bad eye is what's known as a 'derpy eye'.
I swear no matter what I do, I cannot fix this derpy eye!
by PutMeOn_Allesh February 2, 2018
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Eye Play

It’s a sexual act in which the Male shoves his cock into the Female (or another male)’s eyelid and cums.
Man, I heard Kevin got kinky with Abby last night. They did eye play.
by Aaronthechief February 10, 2018
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Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.
The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.
by Vaffangool February 7, 2018
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shadow sighted eye

Someone who is good at learning and remembering secrets and can see through others' lies.
Person A: I heard that Person C knows a lot of Person D's secrets!
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.
by ChameleonDragon February 8, 2018
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stuck eye syndrome

When you roll your eyes so much because of all the bullshittery that your eyeballs get stuck looking up.
Thanks to all the bullshittery going on here today, I now have Stuck Eye Syndrome.
by GingerStarr February 16, 2018
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An Eye In Shadows

Five year memoir of the publisher and author behind the true crime outing The Cabbie Homicide, a darker glimpse at how he was bullied and seen misinformation used as an act of bullying. One of his then future contributors who got picked up by Black Sheets Books coined this book his version of The Chocolate War as his namesake anthologies were a direct result.

The book is now with TheBookPatch as it appeared in one form on Lulu.com, Fandom_Wank tried to coin the book glorified fanfiction but he was using horror allegory borrowed from Are You Afraid Of The Dark and played up some of his biting humor from The Fandom Writer. The book was the equal to what Forbes did when they took down fabulist Stephen Glass, as the author seen the film and found the articles -- mindset was doing the same thing on the Fandom_Wank blog to the author. He proved he could be a little funny but was handling subject matter that crossed the line twice as he related some of the crime that unfolded as Chicago Tribune reported on it in the era (one of the jokes he implied to the bully that he gave anal to his own mother.) It's noted for a macabre version of The Aristrocrats joke. Some noted for it's investigative commentary on the true crime pieces from the period as he deconstructed the events of his original creative nonfiction outing along with pundit traits.
Fandom_Wank: remember that psycho who went at us?
other blogger: The fucker who plagiarized Poe?
Fandom_Wank: Shit -- he took one of us out in print!
mindset: which one of us?
Fandom_Wank: He took direct aim at you. Pointing out how you bore false witness. Even went and published your name in the thing and was pulling a Rod Serling on you as he picked you apart without being Anti-Semitic.

The Rusty Nail: An Eye In Shadows -- I am going to post the entire thing on my blog chronicling his every fail.

Comments from The Other Dark Place: Let's put all these comments together and assemble a counter book to this book he's writing.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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