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Hand Lip

A scar on one's hand from a chemical burn, once the wound has healed it resembles a wrinkly pair of lips. A rite of passage for becoming a member of project mayhem.
Me and Tyler were making soap, he kissed my hand then poured lye on it. Now I have a hand lip.
by hisnamewasrobertpaulson March 1, 2010
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Hand Jamming

To vigorously finger a woman's vagina. Possibley using one/more/all fingers.
Bob: goddamn your hand stinks
Jeff: yea I was hand jamming your mothers rotten vagina last night.
by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012
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right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.
Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!
by Craig November 3, 2003
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second hand music

When you hear music coming from another sound system other than your own or from someone else.
In the car, i heard second hand music coming from a car in the traffic next to us.
by muriel pidcock August 24, 2007
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coffee hand

the coffee that gets ingrained into the skin of your right hand when you work at a coffee shop. caused by wiping the coffee spill from the shot arm after loading it up. this is then promptly wiped onto the right side of an apron it takes a lot of washing with non-bio to get it off properly.
hello nice to meet you! (shake hands)oh sorry, please excuse my coffee hand...
by filthyhand October 23, 2007
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Left-Hand Pocket Launcher

The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.

It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!

kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
by fenderbass7 September 20, 2009
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third hand smoke

The nearly invisible, faint smoke breathed out by a person who just inhaled the smoke from another person's cigarette (see second hand smoke), which is then breathed in by another person near them. What that final person then breathes out could technically be considered fourth hand smoke if inhaled by yet another person, but scientists are still debating on how harmful, if at all, fourth hand smoke is.
Steve: "Hey sweet thang, my aunt just died of lung cancer."
Jennie: "Ohhhh, that's so sad. Too many kools?"
Steve: "Nah, fucking third hand smoke. That shit's deadly when you're 90."
by Thizzcobar August 14, 2010
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