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Kindly fuck off

When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.
Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.
by Anniewasia ;)) January 3, 2019
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Check-in/Check-off

Check-in/Check-off
References used among inmates incarcerated within institutions of the Canadian Prairie region and possibly other institutions nationally or internationally.

Check-in: An inmate who is unstable and acts in such a way that Corrections Officers are left with no option but to upgrade the inmate's security level and have him or her removed from a low security setting.

Check-off: An inmate who is forced to move units by other inmates. This scenario is often initiated by gang members in an attempt to create available bed-space with the hope that free beds will be given to "bro's" or, in the case of a woman's institution, "bitches."
Check-in/Check-off

Check-in: "Fuck, bro, look at this crazy check-in. What a bitch. The goof (see definition) didn't last a minute before freaking."

Check-off: "You'd better check-off, bitch. The bro's need a bed and if you don't check-off you're gonna get done-up (likely stabbed with an improvised weapon , or shank (see definition), or severely beaten. )
by Mr. Muggs June 12, 2017
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Gay Tweet-Off

A competition where you exchange stupid tweets/facebook status updates with your buddies. Gayest tweet wins.
Dude, you wanna have a Gay Tweet-Off? Okay! A Hooters girl I know said, "Just look at me as the Barbie you'll never get to play with." Okay my turn. My emo/dyke friend says, "Purple in my hair. Feel like me again."
by JakersMcBakers June 14, 2011
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fuck off ellie

by butfus November 5, 2019
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Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.
This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022
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suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob
last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.
by brady and prez June 28, 2006
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blowing someone off

To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off
I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"
by Badboy327 June 29, 2014
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