Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc

Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"

by StrokeOnMyLickOnMySuckOnMyCock June 21, 2021

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

un-rocked

An adjective used to describe something that does not "rock;" something that isn't cool; the opposite of something that "rocks". This term can be used as a replacement for "sucks".

This term was first coined by Akari Najaro in a recent IM conversation.

EX 1: "That rock band so totally un-rocked tonight."

EX 2: "My life really un-rocks right now!"

by Jodie Reid September 1, 2009

sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Rock week

A week celebrating rocks popular in high schools around the country is an event aimed at promoting geological awareness and appreciation among students. It typically involves various activities such as rock, stones, guest lectures from Mr. Boulder, and hands-on rock-related experiments. This week serves to foster interest in rocks and highlight the importance of rocks in our daily lives and the planet's geological history.

Hey did you know it was rock week⁉️
Fr? I love rock week ‼️

by Zerpyr April 4, 2024