Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

nice guys finish last

This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind

Isaias "of course she finished first i'm not a dick head"
Ameir"nice guys finish last"

by intuition of a individual March 20, 2024

Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 1, 2018

Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 10, 2019

That guy

Tyrone

Everyone wants to be like Tyrone because he’s That Guy

by Gsgshagayya July 23, 2021

guy fever

A condition that causes a girl who has a crush on a guy to go to extreme measures to "own" him like a piece of land. Symptoms can be, irrational behaviour that can lead to friendship loss.

That girl is so deep into guy fever, she can't even see what she's doing.

by Br0kenAngel June 21, 2018

guy mandude69

An Uber guy. A man who is an ultra man a man’s man someone who doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body. He’s so straight it’s painful. Also a man who tends to be over sexualized. He is single but he has an excessive amount of sexual activity.

See that guy hitting on the waitress he’s such a guy mandude69. She doesn’t know what she is in for.

by Guy Mandude 69 April 20, 2022