dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009

dick-to-mouth

When a female gives one male oral sex then right after shes done goes and kisses/makes out with another man. So basically it's kinda like the first guy's dick is in the second's mouth hence "dick-to-mouth".

She was in the room with Dan for quite sometime, then when she came out she was making out with Sean. I am willing to bet that Sean got some dick-to-mouth there.

by HannerCBF August 9, 2009

Dick soup

When a group of guy are swimming together well out numbering the ladies in a pool or body of water.

John: Hey man me kevin, andy and matt are swimmin at my place tonight you should stop by.
Ryan: With no ladies? That's a big bowl of Dick Soup. No thanks.

by 4-dee June 13, 2010

Aderol Dick

A side of effect caused by the commonly used amphetamine, Aderol. Usually results in a tiny, flaccid penis, a shriveled ball-sack, and/or total cock failure.

See: Whisky Dick

Dude you gonna go to the party tonight and fuck some beef hole?
No, I can't. I have a bad case of aderol dick, my cock looks like an eskimo.

by TitSlappa September 18, 2012

Dick James

n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin

Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.

by Anonymous April 25, 2005

striped dick

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good

kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!

by joe725 September 24, 2006

Cyber Dick

Somebody on the internet who pisses people off by acting dumb or mean, or is A FUCKING IDIOT!

Cyber Dick: hey thats a bit ciil

You: What?

Cyber Dick: What do you mean what?

You: thats bit ciil????

Cyber Dick: Not cool duh

You: wtf

by Iron Butt July 8, 2009