No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

dick cyst

Your scrotum, a cyst is a fluid filled sack, therefore your scrotum is your dick cyst.

Hey Baby, would you like to see my dick cyst!
My nads are swimming in my dick cyst

by 47 going on 12 April 11, 2014

Dick soup

When a group of guy are swimming together well out numbering the ladies in a pool or body of water.

John: Hey man me kevin, andy and matt are swimmin at my place tonight you should stop by.
Ryan: With no ladies? That's a big bowl of Dick Soup. No thanks.

by 4-dee June 13, 2010

dick-to-mouth

When a female gives one male oral sex then right after shes done goes and kisses/makes out with another man. So basically it's kinda like the first guy's dick is in the second's mouth hence "dick-to-mouth".

She was in the room with Dan for quite sometime, then when she came out she was making out with Sean. I am willing to bet that Sean got some dick-to-mouth there.

by HannerCBF August 9, 2009

eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016

dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009

Aderol Dick

A side of effect caused by the commonly used amphetamine, Aderol. Usually results in a tiny, flaccid penis, a shriveled ball-sack, and/or total cock failure.

See: Whisky Dick

Dude you gonna go to the party tonight and fuck some beef hole?
No, I can't. I have a bad case of aderol dick, my cock looks like an eskimo.

by TitSlappa September 18, 2012