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rag time 

when a female is on her period, time when all normality takes a vacation; a week or so when all normality is null and void (no negotiations!), 'that time of month',
1.) "If we go out drinking tonight, I can't have TOO much fun. It's rag time, so I can't pick up any guys."

2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."

3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."

4.) UGH! It's rag time!"
rag time by abnrml March 20, 2010
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Rims that keep spinning every time you stop 

Big Time Rush 

An good show, if you actually took the time to WATCH IT. I mean, sure I miss 'Hey Arnold', 'Roco's Modern Life' and all the other good old shows, but I think it's time to accept that Nickelodean has developed into something new, more mainstream.Oh and by the way, I hate all the other shows on Nick besides Spongebob, esp. iCarly. Anyway, It's a good show about 4 boys who are hockey players from Minnesota, and they finally get a chance to form a band and hopefully become famous. I think it has a good message and I love the songs, even though they might be a bit gay. I thought it was going to be a retarded show too, I'm going to be honest. Everytime I saw the commericial I was so annoyed, but then I watched it with my little sister and I like it. (Cartoon Network still owns though.)
Jim: Did you see that new gay show on Nick "Big Time Rush"??? I miss the old shows.....
Jon: No, I don't spend my time watching kid shows so I can post a bad definition about them on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: Uhh..... I don't do that.....
Jon: Yeah grow. up Jim.
Big Time Rush by Airren February 12, 2010

prep time 

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK
Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses
prep time by asdf November 18, 2003

Time Bandit 

A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."
Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.
Time Bandit by tiredguy December 30, 2009

Time traveling 

Waking up and falling back to sleep, seemingly rapidly, with gaps in time spanning 15 to 20 minutes each.
Matt: Ugh, I was time traveling all morning.

Charles: Did Doc Brown give you a delorean?

Matt: No, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.
Time traveling by Radm June 24, 2010

Lee Time 

Any situation in which a short but large Asian man, offends, hurts the feelings of, disrupts, is entirely inconsiderate of anyone in his presence regardless of race, creed, age, sexual orientation or religion.

Note: Lee Time may or may not require the consumption of alcohol.
"It's Lee Time"

Dude don't ring the gong, you may spontaneously cause a Lee Time!
Lee Time by The Predicament July 5, 2011