your on job

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Sean haugh your on job

by Kane fallahi January 17, 2018

Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.

Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.

by Trophy1 November 17, 2021

Ben Job

Adjective- An adjective used to describe something that is awful to an unimaginable extent.

Noun- An accident or crime

The hotel turned out to be a Ben Job.

If you don’t give us the money, then that’ll be the last Ben Job you’ll have!

by DonkeMonke August 6, 2021

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.

"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush

by Runenwächter August 21, 2013

Z Job

A guy wearing a zebra costume that performs oral sex and hand job to other guys.

I don't like regular shmegular jobs, I perfer Z jobs

by CarpetMuncher7 July 5, 2021